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Post by Dakota on Dec 9, 2008 21:58:52 GMT -6
i likey my leash
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Post by Hiei on Dec 9, 2008 22:02:15 GMT -6
..Lann do me a favor please.. Go talk to simi and tell her to make that leash extremely tight around Dakota's neck...I know it's unbeliavable I don't have first hand experience and I know that much... Wait I'm spreading this without a leash on...Oh Crap * starts running*
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Post by Urban Bucket on Dec 9, 2008 22:04:04 GMT -6
*laughs* I'll tell Simi she has permission to tighten it... Tomorrow. She's already gone to bed
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Post by Mehtharon Alimysa on Dec 9, 2008 22:04:41 GMT -6
*begins to laugh evily* They tried to leash me and so did 3 girl friends..... all had limited victory before a sad and lonely defete.
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Post by Urban Bucket on Dec 9, 2008 22:06:19 GMT -6
Yeah, I'll remind you of that when you meet, "The One"
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Post by Mehtharon Alimysa on Dec 9, 2008 22:08:21 GMT -6
"The one" will be someone who doesn't need aleash to control me... She will have mind powers to do that in its place.
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Post by Dakota on Dec 9, 2008 22:09:59 GMT -6
*laughs* you guys fail to realize im weird i love that. Im whiped *shrugs* either way im happy
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Post by Hiei on Dec 9, 2008 22:15:23 GMT -6
... Dude it's only a matter of time.... They control everything..FBI? Women...Government? women... Malls? Women... Hospitals? Women.... This site? Women.... THey have a plan for everything , EVERYTHING...I'm sure that they have a plan for people like me who aren't on a leash yet... Marriage is the ultimate seal of Controlness... The only reason I haven't is because they consider me an insect I guess, a small, insignificant, albeit annoying insect that will sooner or later be silenced... They control everything... They are good at hiding it, very good... they've been in control since the beginning of time... Every major advancement in anything was caused by them...Wheel? Women... Spaceship? Women.... Evolution from monkey's? Women... And there sadistic too... Think about it Dakota she calls you "Puppy"?... That's her way of saying " Hey look He's so tightly wrapped around my finger, I humiliate him by giving him a nickname that says that he's on my leash and there's nothing you can do."... They even have a list of men who is not allowed to have self-esteem, because it's a danger to there empire... There's no escaping them...
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Post by Urban Bucket on Dec 9, 2008 22:19:26 GMT -6
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D OMG! Hiei! I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt! You're just doomed and might as well accept it, huh? "The one" will be someone who doesn't need aleash to control me... She will have mind powers to do that in its place. *falls over laughing* Oh wait, you were serious. Sorry ;D ;D ;D ;D Ok, carry on..
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Post by Hiei on Dec 9, 2008 22:28:52 GMT -6
Lann you have no idea... In fact I would run away as I'm sure your sending a message to your hq that say's " HE's on to us take him down immediately before he discovers our Ultimate secret"...But you have spies everywhere.. There's somebody spying on me right now, but there so good I have no idea where there at.. For all I know there sitting on my desk, but she's so good that I can't even see her.. I will inevitably be on a leash, I just wanted to let any man who didn't know, because statcially speaking. 9 out of 10 males don't know there on the leash, and 9 out of 10 people who do know have no self-esteem, and 9 out of 10 of those who do know and have self- esteem are afraid to speak... I'm sure that right now they are tracking what I'm typing and trying to figure out the single most sadistic, humiliating way to destroy my self-esteem and I willingly accept my fate, but wish for other's to take this cause so that maybe, just maybe we can find a way to remove the leashes... I'm sure Lann is sending in permisson to capture me so that I will not speak, but it is too late I have planted the seed... Too bad that the rain won't come for a long, long time...About 3 billon years to be exact
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Post by Dakota on Dec 9, 2008 22:31:15 GMT -6
lanns getting a kick outa this one i must say but yes i like collars and leashes ^.^
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Post by Urban Bucket on Dec 9, 2008 22:31:26 GMT -6
OMG! ;D ;D Who needs to put a leash on you when you've done it yourself! ;D ;D
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Post by Urban Bucket on Dec 9, 2008 22:32:41 GMT -6
lanns getting a kick outa this one i must say but yes i like collars and leashes ^.^ We won't go there
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Post by ~Chris~ on Dec 9, 2008 22:34:13 GMT -6
OMG ;D ;D ;D Dude...now I'm cracking up!!!!
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Post by Urban Bucket on Dec 9, 2008 22:35:04 GMT -6
I know, me too. Good thing he can breathe while typing! ;D
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