Post by Sasha on Dec 3, 2012 19:17:01 GMT -6
Embarrassing my Children is a full-time occupation...
Dad farted and we cant get out!!
Discover wildlife! Raise twins!
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter...
Yes, their al mi-- Wait, where did that one come from?!?!
Normal: its just a dial on that washing machine...
I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying!!
The youngest ones are always troublemakers!
Take me to Wonderland, White Rabbit, this place is getting too weird...
Attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure...
Question authority, but never your mother!
I'm not short, I'm fun sized!
Raised by wolves...
You probably dont recognize me without my cape...
Son of a nutcracker!!
Moms Taxi: Getting kids where they need to go...
If you knew my family, you'd understand...
Teachers are the Answer, Politian's are the obstacle...
My kid sold your honor student the answers to the test...
Shut up, hang up and drive...
The stampede has been canceled...
Little Monster On Board!!
It wasnt me, It was my Otter!! (hehe for blaze ^_^)
How about a nice hot dish of EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic...
Im the reason Waldo is hiding!
WARNING: Contents are Under pressure and May be unstable...
You dont work full time until your a mom...
We have all the power because we have all the vaginas...
Friends: Gods way of Apologizing for your family...
I was uncool before uncool was cool...
I have a problem with low self-esteem, which is ridiculous when you consider how amazing I am...
I think that's about all I can manage for tonight. More coming soon!! ^.^
Dad farted and we cant get out!!
Discover wildlife! Raise twins!
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter...
Yes, their al mi-- Wait, where did that one come from?!?!
Normal: its just a dial on that washing machine...
I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying!!
The youngest ones are always troublemakers!
Take me to Wonderland, White Rabbit, this place is getting too weird...
Attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure...
Question authority, but never your mother!
I'm not short, I'm fun sized!
Raised by wolves...
You probably dont recognize me without my cape...
Son of a nutcracker!!
Moms Taxi: Getting kids where they need to go...
If you knew my family, you'd understand...
Teachers are the Answer, Politian's are the obstacle...
My kid sold your honor student the answers to the test...
Shut up, hang up and drive...
The stampede has been canceled...
Little Monster On Board!!
It wasnt me, It was my Otter!! (hehe for blaze ^_^)
How about a nice hot dish of EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic...
Im the reason Waldo is hiding!
WARNING: Contents are Under pressure and May be unstable...
You dont work full time until your a mom...
We have all the power because we have all the vaginas...
Friends: Gods way of Apologizing for your family...
I was uncool before uncool was cool...
I have a problem with low self-esteem, which is ridiculous when you consider how amazing I am...
I think that's about all I can manage for tonight. More coming soon!! ^.^