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Post by Urban Bucket on Apr 26, 2010 19:38:03 GMT -6
You may start asking new questions!
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Post by Lizzie on Jul 19, 2010 13:33:50 GMT -6
Dear Lann,
I have recently found a dragon sleeping in my bedroom closet. Normally I wouldn't mind a huge lizard with wings sleeping with my shoes but when I try to open the door to get out my clothes the beasty shoots flames out of his nostrils at me. He keeps trying to make me a crispy critter, not to mention he grins at me while holding out a rather large bottle of ketchup. I have been forced to wear a pillow case because I can't get to my clothes. Do you have any suggestions as to how I can get him out of my closet without becoming a toasty snack?
Sincerley
The Very Worried Pillowcase Wearing Lizzy
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Post by Sasha on Jul 19, 2010 13:37:51 GMT -6
Dear Lann,
Today I have been so bored that I called everyone that I have a number fo just so that I could stop being borred. Thoughts? Opinions? Cheese?
Sincerly,
the immennsly bored person...
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Post by Urban Bucket on Jul 29, 2010 17:31:23 GMT -6
Dear Lann, I have recently found a dragon sleeping in my bedroom closet. Normally I wouldn't mind a huge lizard with wings sleeping with my shoes but when I try to open the door to get out my clothes the beasty shoots flames out of his nostrils at me. He keeps trying to make me a crispy critter, not to mention he grins at me while holding out a rather large bottle of ketchup. I have been forced to wear a pillow case because I can't get to my clothes. Do you have any suggestions as to how I can get him out of my closet without becoming a toasty snack? Sincerley The Very Worried Pillowcase Wearing Lizzy Dear Very Worried Pillowcase Wearing Lizzy, Offer him chocolate. That always helps  Sincerely, Lann |
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Post by Urban Bucket on Jul 29, 2010 17:33:11 GMT -6
Dear Lann, Today I have been so bored that I called everyone that I have a number fo just so that I could stop being borred. Thoughts? Opinions? Cheese? Sincerly, the immennsly bored person... Dear Immensely bored person, Considering I just came home from the hospital and discovered the disaster in this house, I think I could probably make a suggestion or two about how to get unbored. However, I seriously doubt you want to hear those suggestions... Sincerely, The Mommy Person |
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Post by Amanda the vampire on Sept 16, 2010 7:56:59 GMT -6
Dear Lann,
Recently I have found a rather large scaley creature under my daughters crib. He doesn't seem to be a harm to her but if I walk her the crib I suddendly have teeth at my legs. But I do not think it is a dragon, prehaps a snake of some sort... Any suggestions!?
Sincerely,
The concerned Mommy....
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Post by Urban Bucket on Oct 3, 2010 12:23:29 GMT -6
Dear Lann, Recently I have found a rather large scaley creature under my daughters crib. He doesn't seem to be a harm to her but if I walk her the crib I suddendly have teeth at my legs. But I do not think it is a dragon, prehaps a snake of some sort... Any suggestions!? Sincerely, The concerned Mommy.... Dear Concerned Mommy, Might I suggest offering a bone or treat before approaching the bed. naturally, I would worry about something scaley benath my daughter's crib too, except I think my daughter likes the scaley things under there Sincerely, The Mother with an Odd Daughter  |
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Post by Lizzie on Oct 5, 2010 16:38:11 GMT -6
Dear Lann,
As of late I have been finding odd patches of scales on my skin and yesterday I woke to find myself standing on the roof with the oddest itching sensation and weight on my back. Also there was an incident not too long ago where I sneezed and looked up to find that my friends eyebrows were singed and the top of her head was on fire....(Thankfully my other friend had a can of spaghettios on hand and we got the fire under control) I don't quite understand what is happening to me...might you have any suggestions?
Sincerely,
The Insane Dragon Lover
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Post by Urban Bucket on Oct 7, 2010 16:05:06 GMT -6
Dear Insane Dragon Lover, My suggestion is simple. Next time, use Raviolis instead of spaghettios. They taste better, especially after dousing fire on your friend's head. As for the other... You're an alien Huggles Lann, the keeper of all knowledge |
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Post by Amanda the vampire on Oct 23, 2010 20:30:35 GMT -6
Dear Lann,
I tried to give the creature on my daughters bed and bone but it likes my leg better.... Shall I just give the creature my leg or try another piece of meat?
Sincerely,
The creeped out Vampire Mom
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Post by Urban Bucket on Nov 4, 2010 12:10:31 GMT -6
Dear Lann, I tried to give the creature on my daughters bed and bone but it likes my leg better.... Shall I just give the creature my leg or try another piece of meat? Sincerely, The creeped out Vampire Mom Dear Creeped out Vampire Mom, Remind the creature that there is no knawing on the leg, or said creature can sleep outside in the doghouse. Trust me, it works every time Sincerely, The one who knows how to make dragons behave ;D |
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Post by Amanda the vampire on Nov 11, 2010 15:22:55 GMT -6
Dear Lan,
I told the dragon that if he tried to eat my leg he'd be in the dog house outside. He didn't like that very much and tried to eat me. I think he might have succeded as I am stuck in a dark area using my cell phone to type. So how do you get out of a Dragon's belly?
Sincerely,
The mother in a dragons belly.
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Post by Urban Bucket on Dec 28, 2010 11:05:46 GMT -6
Dear The mother in a dragons belly, Sadly...you don't. It was nice knowing you  Sincerely, Lann |
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Post by nightmaresangel on Jan 25, 2012 15:53:51 GMT -6
Dear Lann,
I have recently acquired a howling cat. While most people consider it very peculiar and somewhat neat I find it very annoying. Seeing as your a cat person and have quite a few unusual pets yourself I figured you might have a solution.
Signed,
A Owner whose had no sleep
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Post by Urban Bucket on Jan 26, 2012 3:32:25 GMT -6
Dear Owner whose had no sleep, Quite recently, we've had a special event happen that has helped with problem. With the birth of my first grandson, we now have a lot of pacifiers in the house. Since he can only use one at a time, it should be no problem to share with a howling cat. Buy a pacifier... Vin Diesel does not count... and then stuff it into the howling cat's mouth. Short of that working...might I suggest the cat sleep in the garage? ;D Huggles The solver of pet disasters |
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