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Post by Sasha on Mar 31, 2011 12:45:08 GMT -6
Man, I'm gonna make a bunch of those and just plaster my car with them!!
My all time favorite these days:
Shit Happens
Sweet, Simple, and if you put it on the back of a toilet, it could mean many things. (Yes, there is a story behind that. Check out my journal for more ^.^)
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Post by Lizzie on Jul 20, 2011 13:45:13 GMT -6
Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage
Reality is always controlled by the people who are most insane
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you
If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell
What luck for rulers that men do not think
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you
A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free
In a mad world, only the mad are sane
Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.... I think we’re being run by maniacs for maniacal ends ... and I think I’m liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That’s what’s insane about it
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Years ago, it meant something to be crazy. Now everyone's crazy
The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is apt to spread discontent among those who are
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage
In America, the criminally insane rule and the rest of us, or the vast majority of the rest of us, either do not care, do not know, or are distracted and properly brainwashed into acquiescence
Stop the world. I want to get off
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity
I must have ended up on the wrong planet. Everything here is so strange
America is an insane asylum run by the inmates
When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity; since sanity is, in the last analysis, nothing but the madness on which the whole world happens to agree
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat
Beam me up Scotty
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect
Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simplify many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now
Earth is an insane asylum, to which the other planets deport their lunatics
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong
A time will come when the whole world will go mad. And to anyone who is not mad they will say: 'You are mad, for you are not like us
The world is tragic to those who feel and comic to those who think
Sometimes I think that the greatest sign that there is intelligent life somewhere in the universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us yet
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life
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Post by Urban Bucket on Jul 20, 2011 19:23:03 GMT -6
*laughs* Good ones. I think somebody is focused on her insanity today
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Post by Lizzie on Jul 21, 2011 11:48:50 GMT -6
most definitely
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Post by Urban Bucket on Jul 21, 2011 16:43:49 GMT -6
Thought as much ;D
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Post by Sasha on Aug 19, 2011 13:13:43 GMT -6
This is Earth, not Uranus, keep it clean...
Seven words to a long happy marriage: Yes Dear, I'm Sorry, It's My Fault
Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married
Legalize Freedom!!
I can be bribed with video games.
I run with OVER vampires.
I could do so much more if I only had minions...
Jesus - Save me from your followers.
I swear I'm going to invent a vaccine for stupid.
The difference between Obama and Osama is a little B.S.
I don't need Sex, the government screws me everyday...
How's my driving - CALL 1-800-BITE-ME
If the government doesn't trust me with my guns, why should I trust them with theirs?
They say I have A.D.H.D. They just dont understand... Oh, look, a squirrel!!
That's all for now folks!! More later!!
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Post by Sasha on Aug 19, 2011 17:08:01 GMT -6
May those that love us, love us, and those that don't love us, may god turn their hearts, and if he cant, may he turn their ankles so that we know them by their limping. = Irish Blessings
I'm so gay, I can drive straight!
Stay at home mom... right! take the kids to school, run by the post office, go to the bank, run by the grocery store, pick the kids up from school, take them to practice...
I had a life, but my job ate it!
Keep honking - I'm reloading!
The police never think it's as funny as you do...
The internet is a series of tubes... aka, gerbil heaven
Forget hope and change, I'd settle for competence...
Are you trying to be stupid? Well you're doing a good job!
You can't be both pro-life and Anti-zombie...
If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
WARNING! I can make it to the fence in 3 seconds. Can you? (Beside the picture of a pit bull)
WARNING! I'm a bitter gun owner clinging to my religion...
Caution: Vehical occupant makes frequent obscence gestures if you get too close...
Who said beer wont make you smart? It made Bud Wiser...
No, I didn't sell my soul to the devil, but we did hammer out a rent-to-own deal!
Proud Parent Of Spoiled Rotten Cats!
This isn't really a bumper sticker, it's just holding my car together...
My other car is a broom...
You call me Witch like it's a bad thing...
I didn't do it! You can't prove it! The sheep are Lying!!!
My punk mom beat up your soccer mom!
I don't have A.D.D, I just like the pills...
My day is not complete until I terrify a complete stranger..
Feel the burning stare of the penguins and change your ways!!
0 to 60 in 15 minutes!!
Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, got it!
Don't believe everything you think...
I can't brain today. I haven't the dumb...
Family and friends come and go... but zombies are forever!!
I brake for tailgaters...
A dog really is a mans best friend. If you don't believe it, try this little experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the truck together for an hour. When you open it, who's really happy to see you?
We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong...
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Post by Urban Bucket on Aug 19, 2011 21:14:55 GMT -6
*falls over laughing* I loved those Simi!!! ;D
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Post by Sasha on Aug 22, 2011 9:09:24 GMT -6
hehe, yep ^.^ and I'll try to put some more on today... Maybe... If I finish at least one lesson...
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Post by Urban Bucket on Aug 22, 2011 22:51:49 GMT -6
Kewl! I can't wait!
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Post by Sasha on Aug 25, 2011 13:14:01 GMT -6
Guns don't kill people, daddies with pretty daughters do...
Beam me up Scotty, There's no intelligent life down here...
I failed my driving test 7 times. Back off or you will know why!
If you dont read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed...
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog...
You have the right to remain stupid. Anything you say can and will be ignored...
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I've got a perfect body... but it's in the trunk and starting to stink!
I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .jpg
I like stalkers... follow meeeee...
To err is human. To really screw up, you need a computer...
I wish my lawn were emo so it would cut itself...
I'm not a stalker... I'm just curious... (by the way, you're out of milk)
Asking the politicians to fix the economy is like asking OJ to find the real killers...
Where does a 200 pound Great Dane sleep? Anywhere he wants...
The law of Probability: The chances of someone watching is directly proportionate to the stupidity of the act...
You mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park!
If you are still behind me, you are driving to fast...
My kid could kick your honor student's ass...
You're so sweet, i'm getting cavities...
Paddle Faster! I hear banjo music!
My other wife is a stripper...
If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!!
Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?
Global Warming! #1 threat to unicorns!!
I'm not dead, I'm narcoleptic...
333 half evil...
I love animals. They're delicious...
Good driving habits result from resisting road rage... so stay in your lane, a**hole!!
Wanna see my banana dance?
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Gernade is not your friend...
Bacon. The candy bar of meats...
Acheivment Unlocked - Got off the couch...
If the words on this sticker are getting bigger... HIT THE BREAKS!!
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
I'm not 40, I'm 39.95 plus tax...
Yes we can!! ... Ok, maybe not so much...
Well behaved women rarely make history...
A gun is like sex: better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it...
I miss my homeworld...
Will I ever stop asking rhetorical questions?
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Persephone
Much Improved
If it weren't for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable.
Posts: 280
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Post by Persephone on Aug 25, 2011 20:32:15 GMT -6
EPIC. WIN.
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Post by Sasha on Aug 26, 2011 12:30:09 GMT -6
^.^ Bumper sticker or comment on the sheer amount of quotes?
Oh, here's one...
Masturbation: MY ANIT-DRUG!!
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Persephone
Much Improved
If it weren't for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable.
Posts: 280
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Post by Persephone on Sept 19, 2011 17:32:51 GMT -6
Here's more!!! ^-^
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see a heck of a lot better than he can think.
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes: "no hablo ingles."
How many roads must a man run down before he admits he's lost?
Worst excuse for not doing homework: you couldn't find somebody to copy off of.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?!?!?
If there's a will, there are 500 relatives.
3 words guaranteed to humiliate any man: Hold. My. Purse.
A celebrity is a person who works hard to become well known and spends the rest of his life wearing dark glasses so he won't be recognized.
We live in a society where your pizza gets to your house before the cops.
I have 6 locks on my door and when I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure that no matter how long someone stands there trying to pick them, they're always locking 3.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they're wrong.
I could be famous but I like my life.
Always and Never are karma's favorite doorbells. It answers VERY quickly.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you must be a woman.
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Blaze
Improving
Posts: 90
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Post by Blaze on Oct 2, 2012 18:02:44 GMT -6
Wow, just wow. I'm laughing quite hard right now! Sadly all I have to offer is one that applies to me directly.
I'm a student driver, what's your excuse?
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