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Post by Urban Bucket on Mar 25, 2010 16:12:55 GMT -6
I used to have a thread for funny bumper sticker quotes. I've decided to start it up again . Anybody is welcome to add to them ******************* Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it. Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
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Post by Urban Bucket on Mar 25, 2010 16:14:48 GMT -6
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
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Post by Urban Bucket on Mar 25, 2010 16:20:21 GMT -6
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
A clean car is a sign of sick mind.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
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Post by Urban Bucket on Mar 25, 2010 16:30:08 GMT -6
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
All stressed out and nobody to choke!
Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!
BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Caution -- Driver Legally Blonde
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Post by Urban Bucket on Mar 25, 2010 16:34:18 GMT -6
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Post by Urban Bucket on Mar 25, 2010 16:59:51 GMT -6
Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
Don’t Take Life Too Seriously; You Won’t Get Out Alive
Don't Follow me I am LOST!!!
Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
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Post by Urban Bucket on Mar 25, 2010 17:21:34 GMT -6
FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !!
Growing old is inevitable...Growing up is optional.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Post by Urban Bucket on Mar 25, 2010 17:54:15 GMT -6
I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.
I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Seen It All, Done It All, Can’t Remember Most Of It
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Caution, Blind Man Driving
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Persephone
Much Improved
If it weren't for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable.
Posts: 280
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Post by Persephone on Apr 20, 2010 13:16:46 GMT -6
XD
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Post by Urban Bucket on Oct 3, 2010 10:02:26 GMT -6
I just saw this and got a good laugh and had to share! *Started with nothing...Still have most of it*
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Post by Lizzie on Oct 6, 2010 16:05:18 GMT -6
Keep honking...I'm reloading.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
Honk! If you want to see my finger
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
To All You Virgins - Thanks For Nothing.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cover Me - I'm Changing Lanes.
Guys: No Shirt - No Service, Gals: No Shirt - No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down, On A Land Rover]
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
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Persephone
Much Improved
If it weren't for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable.
Posts: 280
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Post by Persephone on Nov 3, 2010 19:47:09 GMT -6
This vehicle is protected by an anti-theft sticker.
Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
My day is not complete until I've terrified a complete stranger.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
An obscenely rich idiot is a girl's best friend.
Caution! I drive like you do.
Prepare to cower before my invincible powers of irony and sarcasm.
Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the idiot that made you cry.
Common sense isn't all that common.
The voices in my head sing showtunes. Loudly.
I'm not random. You just don't think as fast as me.
Yes, I'm single. No, that's not changing for you.
A good friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will stand beside you giggling, "Somebody's gonna get it!"
Daddy angry. Daddy SMASH!!!!
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Persephone
Much Improved
If it weren't for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable.
Posts: 280
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Post by Persephone on Dec 19, 2010 21:45:45 GMT -6
Yes. I found more, and here they are.
Note to self: You cannot hit people just because they are stupid.
Yeah, I've been to the dark side. They lied about the cookies.
A good book should always be able to double as an effective weapon.
If you want breakfast in bed, then go sleep in the kitchen.
I haven't had my coffee yet. Don't make me hit you.
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
If it weren't for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable.
Some girls can't resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and... my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.
Famous last words: "Hey, ya'll! Watch this!!"
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Post by Urban Bucket on Dec 28, 2010 11:14:25 GMT -6
Those are really great Persephone!! Thankies
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Persephone
Much Improved
If it weren't for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable.
Posts: 280
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Post by Persephone on Dec 31, 2010 16:25:06 GMT -6
No problem! But now I really want these when I actually get a car....
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