Post by Urban Bucket on Nov 7, 2008 14:31:18 GMT -6
A Writer's Journal Newletter
Vol. 9, Nov. 2008
Vol. 9, Nov. 2008
**NOTE: I know I haven't done a newsletter since June, however, being away from the internet for over two months didn't help
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New Members: (in alphabetical order)
Artemis ~ Sept 21st ~ Returned ~ Good to see you again Artemis
Candy ~ Aug 1st
Chaoschix ~ Oct 25th
Dianne ~ July 31st
Fervo ~ Oct 25th
Jakkaru ~ Oct 27th
Jayd Scarlet ~ Aug 12th
Knightmare66x ~ Oct 9th
Natty ~ Nov 4th
Snow ~ July 31st
Wildcat91 ~ Nov 3rd
Welcome one and all!!!
Birthdays
June:
Electra ~ 16th
Nightmare66x ~ 19th
July:
Nightwolf ~ 8th
Ryu ~ 12th
Artemis ~ 19th
The Midnight Sun ~ 31st
August:
Zatchx ~ 4th
Hiei ~ 10th
Tindomerel ~ 10th
Demonofnight ~ 10th
Dianne ~ 10th
September:
Simi ~ 7th
Snow ~ 8th
Lycanthra ~ 10th
Candy ~ 11th
Fervo ~ 21st
October:
Dancinglite ~ 18th
Jayd Scarlet ~ 28th
November:
Sarge ~ 24th
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Poem of the Month:
July: Simi
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Aug, Sept, Oct ~ There were no winners since we were off the internet, but Novembers contest is open...
Member of the Month ~
July: The Midnight Sun aka Chris
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Aug: Blaze
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Sept: Was a tie breaker that didn't get to be fixed since I went off the net. Oct: N/A
A special thanks to Blaze and Dakota for continuing to make sure things ran smoothly around here while we were gone!!
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Site News:
As most of you know, we were off the internet for 2 months and during this time, most of the things around here went dead, however, it is picking up again and we have a lot of new activities.
- First and foremost, I would like to invite each of you to join our new site for our Dragon RP The Ruling Territory: A Dragon RP All info is on the site.
- We have The Poem of the Month Contest open again. Voting will start on Nov 18th. Everybody is invited to enter with more than 1 poem this month.
- While I was away, some new things were started. Especially the AWJ Hotel and Spa
- Additionally, I have given the site a new look with a new skin and welcome table. The Cbox is now located in the welcome table. For now, it will give a pop up advertisement, but I hope to remedy that soon...
There are no articles for this newsletter...
Dear Lannorui: Vol. 8:
Dear Lann,
Congrats on 8 volumes of Dear Lann Letters.
Sincerely,
Razgriz -Formerly known as Ace
Dear Razgriz -Formerly known as Ace-
Why congrats considering nobody ever gives me dear Lann letters any more. *cries*
Sincerely
Not the Lann person any more...
Dear Lann,
Well then I guess I will have to write you lots of Dear Lann letters. And kick everyone else until they do!
Sincerely,
Dear Lann Letter Writer
Dear Dear Lann Letter Writer,
*gives huggles*
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Sincerely,
The huggler
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Dear Lann,
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Kerplowy.
Sincerely,
That one guy
Dear that dead guy,
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sincerely,
the executioner
Dear Lann
Why do people like pink? It is a vial color and offends at least half the people I know, not including myself... or me... but me doesn't count...
ME: *sits in a corner and cries* you're so mean, I...
Anyways, I prefer red or something like that. Blood is always good... which do you like best?
With great and Evil love,
your tri-personalitied daughter,
Me myself and I, (but mostly I, who you've come to call 'Sasha', and myself was sleeping...)
Dear Strange 3 Personalities,
I know pink is a "VILE" color, but if you put it into a "VIAL" it might be usable for persuading an enemy to as you wish, especially if that enemy does in fact, detest pink. Threaten to toss the VIAL of pink onto it and viola, instant service!
Personally, BLUE is my favorite, closely followed by black and then purple. Of course, one may ask why I like these colors so much. My answer is simple. Have you ever beaten somebody to a pulp? If so, then you know what happens afterwards (as long as you can avoid the red) so now you know why I like those colors
Sincerely,
A well color cooridinated person
Dear Lann
Do you like Guns n' roses? and if so, do you like there song "civil war" from there 3rd cd "use your illusion II"?
Sincerely, bored GNR fan
Dear Lann,
Haha! It looks like I started a wave of "Dear Lann" letters. WOO!!!
Sincerely,
Guy who killed guy above me ^
Dear bored GNR fan
I haven't got a clue
Sincerely,
Probably not
Dear Guy who killed guy above me
Yay!! Now shoot the guy above you before he drives me completely and totally insane
Sincerely,
I'll pay you
Dear Lann
Lann I have bad news..The men in white have finally found me and at this minute and are trying to tear me from the computer while I listen to "civil war"... Also Did I mention that Ace is a ghost and therefore He couldn't kill me..
Sincerely, the loser of the battle, but winner of the war
Dear Strange person,
*Leads the men in white coats to you*
Sincerely,
Lann`
Dear Lann,
Did you know that I once know one of those little white men? He was very nice. In fact, he was so nice, I had to keep him. So he is now nder my bed. But he's starting to decompose and he smells really bad. Got any ideas on how to fix that?
Sincerly,
A little crazy girly
Dear little crazy girl,
Might I suggest you have a conversation about Mr. Understaker?
Sincerely,
Crazy lady with a nose plug
Dear Lann,
I have discussed this problem with Mr. Undertaker, however, it seems that the body is too tender and falls apart everytime we try to pick it up or drag it away. It's not good... and very sticky...
Sincerly
Wearing a tox-suit
Dear Tox Suit wearer,
Try a hair dryer. That should dry it out some.
Sincerely,
The Smart Person
Dear Lann
I am writeing this with my mind...PLEASE SEND ME MY IPOD!!!! I'm going crazy without my ipod!
Sincerely, going crazy in the white fluffy room
Dear Gone Crazy,
I'm afraid the IPOD had a bit of an accident and is no longer available to be used. It kinda sorta blew up.
Sincerely,
Innocent bystander
Dear Lann,
So that "Man in white" that you speak of, thats Dakota right? You know, dead under Simi's bed?
Sincerely,
Scared of Simi now
Dear Scared of Simi,
You should be scared of her for she is absolutely terrifying. Unfortunately though, that isn't Dakota dead under her bed. Perhaps you could remedy that situation, only don't stick him under her bed afterwards. Hell would be a good spot
Sincerely,
The Mother-In-Law Who plots son-in-law's demise
Dear Lann
I escaped!...Wait my Ipod is fine!... Hmmm well considering Dakota intentionally blew up a bomb and wiped out two whole states I guess you don't have to worry about it..
Sincerelly, In hell as well
Dear In Hell As Well,
At least we can keep each other good company.
Sincerely,
Trying to escape Hell
Dear trying to escape hell,
*Puts electrocuted bars up around hell*
Sincerely,
The Ghost That You Can't Catch
Dear Ghost that I CAN catch,
*traps you in echto plasma device* Then gets electrocuted by bars* Oh well, I might as well stay in Hell
Sincerely,
I have a new toy!
*slings echto plasma device around*
Dear Lann,
Yes, you should be afraid of me, for I rule Hell and threrfore, you.
Mwahaha,
Sincerly,
Your Lord and Master,
Simi ^.^
P.S. there is no use trying to run or hide. The last devil tried to do that and it only made it more painful on him... and more fun for me... so go ahead and run...
Dear NOT My Lord and Master,
I thought they tossed you out of Hell, stating that you terrified them too much
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Sincerely,
The New Lord and Master ;D
Dear Lann,
LET ME OUTTA THIS ECHTO PLASMA DEVICE!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Trapped against my will
Dear Trapped against your will
I lost the key. So sorry.
Sincerely,
The Key Keeper
Dear Lann
Simi can be ruler of hell, because I'm the landlord and I can force her to go up to heaven or back to earth if I wanted too
Sincerely, the land lord of hell
Dear LandLord of Hell,
That sounds awfully strange to me. Besides, they don't want her in either one and actually threatened to do me physical harm if I let her return. Considering I seriously object to that part, I'm afraid she must remain out of both.
Sincerely,
Keeping her skin
Dear keeping her skin
It's alright I can just put her in the soft, burning room... I make millons from just owning this place, only thing is that it's a little hot in here and can't figure out why * looks at river of lava and shakes my head* I will have to hire a crack team investigators to figure out the problem... Lann would you mind find a crack team of investigators?
sincerely, the landlord
Dear Landlord,
I'm afraid today my brain is too fried to do so. However, I say put her in a padded cell next to yours and we'll work on it later.
Sincerely,
Needs sleep
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Well folks, it would seem that be it. How sad
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Until next time,
Huggles and Love
Lann