Post by Mehtharon Alimysa on Dec 9, 2008 19:33:00 GMT -6
Listen up everyone, These are the rules for dating my sister.
1st.
My sister doesn't kiss on the first date, and if you don't want to end up like Pete, neither do you.
2nd
You may hug her, but if you try to feel her up while doing that, bones will be broken, eyes gouges and certain places cut off completely.
3rd
Yes I'm psycho, but my sister is a sweet little angel. Call her anything less and you will find that graves are dug before hand just for this.
4th
My sister is always right and no matter how much you want to disaggry, you will always be wrong. The isn't a rule, so much a warning, that is if you want to find out what living with out a kiddny is like.
5th
If you want to hit something, come hit me, I won't hessitate to put you through a wall, you touch her though, you will wish for the wall and hope the train driver sees you in time.
6th
I won't mind being your friend, but if you use me to find out something about my sister, I will take a bat to your knees.
7th
When you take my sister, I will ask for your cell phone number. If you respond with anything less than, "Yes, it is..." you will be having a date at the hospital while your arm is being put in a cast.
8th
If I have reason you hurt her, unintintional or not, You will wish for the graves and a quick death, because God himself will not be able to save you from my wrath.
9th
If you turn my sister on to drugs, achlohal or tobacco, you will see what hell is, just to bring you back and kill you again.
10th
If you are alive by now, simply relax, the last rule isn't hard at all, but if I find out you used my sister to get back at a ex-girl-friend or that you cheated on her, and broke her heart, you will see how demons eat there victems first hand, and yes, it will be slow and painful, I will make sure of that.
1st.
My sister doesn't kiss on the first date, and if you don't want to end up like Pete, neither do you.
2nd
You may hug her, but if you try to feel her up while doing that, bones will be broken, eyes gouges and certain places cut off completely.
3rd
Yes I'm psycho, but my sister is a sweet little angel. Call her anything less and you will find that graves are dug before hand just for this.
4th
My sister is always right and no matter how much you want to disaggry, you will always be wrong. The isn't a rule, so much a warning, that is if you want to find out what living with out a kiddny is like.
5th
If you want to hit something, come hit me, I won't hessitate to put you through a wall, you touch her though, you will wish for the wall and hope the train driver sees you in time.
6th
I won't mind being your friend, but if you use me to find out something about my sister, I will take a bat to your knees.
7th
When you take my sister, I will ask for your cell phone number. If you respond with anything less than, "Yes, it is..." you will be having a date at the hospital while your arm is being put in a cast.
8th
If I have reason you hurt her, unintintional or not, You will wish for the graves and a quick death, because God himself will not be able to save you from my wrath.
9th
If you turn my sister on to drugs, achlohal or tobacco, you will see what hell is, just to bring you back and kill you again.
10th
If you are alive by now, simply relax, the last rule isn't hard at all, but if I find out you used my sister to get back at a ex-girl-friend or that you cheated on her, and broke her heart, you will see how demons eat there victems first hand, and yes, it will be slow and painful, I will make sure of that.